Shortest Story of All
Client when we meet:
"Heeeeey. This is my unit I need you to clean, isnt it amazing?....
(Mind: high upspeak driving me insane. Yeah nice view)
"Yes....blah, blah, blah....you are from Brazil?"
(Mind: "Puerto Rico....your upspeak thou")
"How exotic!"
(Mind: "yup, she said it!")
...blah, blah, blah...we are a business...(Mind:There she goes, bet is another AirBnB. Actually with frye speak now...hummm)
"Fryeee........blah, blah...we are called Oasis .....upspeak.....frye...... Blah,blah"......
(Mind: Is that a bird on top of that building?)
Her closing the door on the way out....."bye!"
Me: "Bye" (Notice I actually never spoke but to say this). That was actually a bird!
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